On the way to our tourist destination, the following occurs:
Middle: Mom, Dad, how do you spell "Wahl"?
Wife: Wahl? I'm not sure, can you use it in a sentence?
Middle: Wahl you were down there...
Wife: Umm, that would be w-h-i-l-e and the correct pronunciation is while, as in "While you were down there"
Me: Yep, that there means we might could get our redneck games invite soon.
Wife: Oh, we got 'er fur sure.