Robin's cape, it tried to escape.
It was worn all over, but was made for the nape.
But at the neck it no longer was,
when bathtime finished, and mainly because -
Batman fought Mr. Freeze
while Robin tried to avoid the cool breeze.
But Robin caught chill
due to his cape being nill.
We looked for his cape, and it could not be found.
(At least not with the child around).
It took a year,
and after many chemicals it became clear
there was definitely something else going on here.
The tub continued to back up,
from the faucet or from a cup.
Finally, the wife, she plunged.
Eventually, the problem was expunged.
The cape it was found
and to the garbage it was bound.
It was torn, it was dirty. Smelly, musty and definitely not dry.
But did that help the child not cry?
Of course not, and what else could go awry?
It wasn't for the cape the child did mourn,
but rather that Louis Lane might continue to be forlorn.