While eating italian (spaghetti), the kids were using asian utensils (chopsticks). Yep, definitely confused. At least they'll have some reason for attending therapy later in life.
Add to all of this, I bust out with a rendition of "Chances are", which ends up like this:
Me: Chances are...
Youngest: You are bizarre
Yep, these are the reasons parents work so hard to put the kids in therapy.