My sister and her family come to visit. Really, I guess that's not entirely true, they truly came to hit the country's biggest garage sale - visiting us is just a happy co-winkie-dink.
Anyhow, while leaving me to torture 5 children by myself, the other adults go shopping. In their travels, they come across a strange looking cemetary (probably because it is a very old southern cemetary). To what do wondering ears hear, but my darling sister shouting out... "hey, I bet there's old people in there". I think my brother in law said it best when he retorted with, "Yep, they're just dying to get in".