Vacation Words of Wisdom...

Middle: Um, can you guys stop talking about drinking for a minute and listen to me?

Middle: Cousin, if I have enough energy when we get back I'm going to kill you...

Older Cousin: You are all up in my grille. Back off.

Older Cousin: I'm grounded from gum. It isn't good for the grille.

Older Cousin: Aunt Sue, you are the most "playa hating" person. Why'd you take my jelly?
Mom: Because otherwise you'd be diabetic...

Uncle: Are you ready for some "reddening of the butt cheeks"? (Meaning ready for a spanking...)

Uncle: I don't like this song. It has quite a few bad words...
Mom: Have you heard you and your wife talk?
Uncle: What? What exactly are you saying?
Mom: That the words coming out of your mouth are worse than what we hear on the radio version of this song (which was the one playing).
Uncle: Biz-eee-yatch...

Aunt: So, we broke so many of these "shark attack" rules...let's see - Rule #1...(at this point, Mom took the rules and threw them away)

Me: Child, (to the youngest) don't let any more kite string out unless you are given permission...(this, after the child let almost all of the string out and I had been reeling it in for about 10 minutes and was only roughly half way done)

Mom: (to oldest cousin) She's gonna pop a cap in your ass if you don't watch it...(literally 5 minutes after complaining about the in-laws language...)

Me: What other "Words of Wisdom" am I missing?
ALL: Don't say another word, he's blogging them...

Oldest Cousin: I'll lick my jelly...

Uncle: Do you mind if I fart?
Me: Nope, go ahead, I've been doing it all day...

(This proceeded to offend several people for the rest of the day, terming us "those gross boys")

Cousin: There's too many people in this store...Yaaaah!!!! (threatening all near her)

Mom: You have a streamer hanging from your nanner...No, not your nipple, your nanner...I don't know how you got that confused...

I'm sure there'll be more, I mean, it really is only the second day of vacation. Maybe later today, we'll play some little Sally Walker...