Sure sign you might be drinking a tad too much:
A while back, while shopping with the youngest children, my wife goes to Kohl's. The following ensued:
Middle: (upon finding a Corona Beer pillow picks it up)
Youngest: (searches and finds a lime pillow)
Together: Hmmmm. Mom, how do you get the lime in the bottle?
For some reason, the wife didn't decide to fill me in on this story until recently? What do you think? Hiding a problem? ;)