Phone rings...
Me: Hello?
Sister's Oldest: Hi. Is your oldest there?
Me: Um, what do you want?
Sister's Oldest: Um, your oldest...
Me: For what?
Sister's Oldest: I want to ask a Pokemon question...
Me: Shoot then. I know all there is to know about Pokemon...
Sister's Oldest: OK. I have a question about Shaladon. I want to know whether I should invite it to a party...
Me: You want to invite Shaladon to a tea party? First, you realize that it isn't real, right? And you realize you are a little old to be throwing tea parties for fictional beings? Seriously, why would you want Shaladon to come to a tea party? Do Shaladon's even like tea? I mean, really?
"click"
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