Cause it is against the law to physically hurt them...
Sitting at dinner tonight, I wanted to have a quick but serious discussion with the kids. Unfortunately, I was having trouble bringing order to the silly crew. In a last ditch attempt to get everyone's attention, I raise my voice above the foolish cacaphony and say "All right, stop, drop and use your ears!!!". At this point, everyone, including the wife actually decided to listen (a first for me); they all jumped off of their chairs, dropped to the floor and grabbed their ears to better adjust them for hearing. Unfortunately, our uproarious laughter kept me from being able to begin the discussion.
At this point, I guess I have to point out that I am just too pretty. I forgot the simple rule to be careful what I was asking for, as I might just get it.
2 comments:
we were just complying with his wishes! LMAO...I love it when we render him speechless! Quite a task.
LOL, that's what you get!!
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