Middle: ...and so, if we leave our chair out, we get a mark out.
Me: Why is that?
Middle: Because the teachers wear open toed shoes and get irritated when they trip over the chairs.
Me: But your main teacher is so short, she should be able to see the chairs. Why is it your problem when she can't?
Oldest laughs raucously
Middle: But the other teacher is tall and he has issues with the chairs too...
Me: True. But because he's so tall, I'm sure he trips over children too. Do you get in trouble when he trips over you?
Oldest looses control and can't stop laughing
Methinks the oldest is taking too many hard drugs as a result of the wisdom teeth removal. All is well, and the child is back to school now too, and didn't even have a bruise to show for it all...stinker.
Didn't anyone think to bring up why the male teacher is wearing open toed shoes???
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