While the youngest was taking a bath:
Mom: Shout up and see how that child is doing
Me: Kid? How are you doing?
Me: You haven't drowned yet?
Mom: Ask if the kid washed hair yet...
Me: Have you washed your hair?
Me: How 'bout your butt?
Me: Well, start thinking about it. You need to get out of the tub soon...
(count 1, count 2)
Youngest: I've thought about it...Nope, don't really want to wash my butt...Can it wait a little while longer?