Youngest was running around the house with handcuffs (no, not fuzzy kind). So, I handcuffed the child, hands behind back and then chased the kid to another room. The child's response?
Youngest: I don't want my hands handcuffed behind me, I want my hand handcuffed to my foot...
So I complied. Unfortunately for the child, it was to the opposite foot,behind the other leg...then I chased the kid to return prior tortures...hehe.
Sometimes, it is good to be the Dad...
Just call social services now......really they don't have it that bad, I promise.
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