Today, while finishing up the last of our Christmas shopping, the wife and I are standing in line when the following occurs:
She sweetly, leans in, gives me a big warm hug and whispers in my ear...
"Did you fart?"
Ahhh, the joys of marital bliss and whispered (un)sweet nothings...
Update: I did not post this part mainly because I couldn't figure a way to post online forcefully without coming across defensive...
I DID NOT FART!!!
1 comment:
LOL, I have to ask Tom that all the time!
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