Youngest: Mom, I have oatmeal running through my boo-boo medicine.
Middle: What's this about boob fantasies? Why are you talking about boob fantasies?
Now, keep in mind these children are 7 and 8 years old respectively. So, while I don't have a particular hard time with this conversation mainly due to ages and understanding, I'm really curious how they found out about boob fantasies. I mean, it's not like I'm running around talking about mine with everyone in the household. Nor do I think my wife is doing it (although I can dream, and if you do dear, I WANT PICTURES - I might even be able to help...).