Driving children to various after school activities can easily drive a parent crazy. "Don't touch me!" "Quit singing!!" "Ewwwww, who farted?" Blah blah blah. I had had enough and promptly informed my kids of this, when my son continued torturing his sister.
Mom: "Now you get to go to bed 30 minutes early"
Son: "Why?"
Mom: "Because you are too far away for me to smack at this moment"
At this point I see my sons head out of the corner of my eye with this comment
Son: "Just please smack me, you can reach now"
I almost had to pull the car off the road I was laughing so hard. Not a great point to make to the kids. Humor will get you out of most things.
4 comments:
LOL, all of this and you talked to me twice on the phone!
This is hilarious! My daughter is only 20 months old and I can already see the wheels turning. Thanks for sharing...this provided me with some much needed laughter:)
Sounds like a fair trade to me.
HAHA. Hilarious.
Children are gems.
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