So, last few days have been busy for me. While talking with the wife and the oldest, the oldest stated that I was working too hard lately. I pointed out that if I didn't, she wouldn't have lots of the things she likes - like tomagotchygoochie thingamajiggers. It was at this point she popped out with what will always be a famous line in this house from now on:
Dad - you should just become a soup seller.