Nephew: You need to put your Mom on Ebay so I can buy her.
Me: You can't sell body parts or people on Ebay. They arrest you and give you large fines for that sort of thing...
Nephew: Well, we'll sell Uncle D and we'll have the youngest do it then. That kid isn't old enough for them to arrest. Worse case: they throw the kid in juve for a while, but that's not like real jail...
Middle: Great!!! Mom, can we get a cat then?
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