Youngest: You know, in Africa, there's those girls who put the loops around their necks so they can make their necks longer?
Me: Yeah, the oldest wouldn't need anything like that. The oldest already has a neck like a giraffe.
Wife: (defending her cub) Well, if we're discussing being like animals...kids, your father is like a big ape, with his shape, the belly...and flinging poo everywhere...
Me: And what do you think you just did?
Wife: Are you calling me an ape? Flinging poo? Hmmm....
Me: Yeah, well its either that...or a jackass.
Such is the mood in our household this morning...
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