Clarification...

The wife was discussing matters of a medical nature with me the other night while in children's hearing. See, the wife has endomitriosis and has tried many different things in an effort to keep the pain in check. Lately, nothing seems to work, and the doctor has suggested having a full hysterectimy. So, while discussing this with me the other night, the following was the result:

Mom: So, the doctor suggested a hysterectimy...
Middle: What's that? What is a hystrectimy?
Mom: That's where they remove all my baby making parts...
Middle: Oh, you mean you're getting spayed? Like Dreamer the neighbor's dog?
Mom: Um, yeah - I'm getting spayed...

Welcome to my neutered world...