Got a strange call from my brother in law while checking on his kids visiting us for a couple of weeks:
Me: Hi, thanks for calling Price orphanage. How can I help you?
BIL: Yes, I'd like to talk to Frankfurter and Jezzabell please.
Me: Um, not sure they are here. Let me check...
'Frankfurter, Jezzabell - phone call...'
Kids: Yahhh, Dad's on the phone...
Kind of scary that he's trained his children to answer to these names...funny, but scary. Always knew he wasn't quite right.