Overheard:
Middle Child: Thanks a lot for messing up my project.
Youngest Child: Thanks a lot for yelling at me.
Middle Child: Not a problem.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Monday, August 15, 2005
You're not old Dad.....
Chatting at the bus stop with the kids, we were discussing my hubbys impending birthday........to which he stated, "oh yeah, I completely forgot......I am getting really old" My son wasted no time in trying to make his father feel better....."Dad, you're not old, you play sports like golf" I am still giggling. My son obviously hasn't been on a golf course ever to notice all of the gray/bald heads. Tee Hee
Saturday, August 13, 2005
TC is at it again...
Ahh, TC (explained below) is at it again, still trying to futilely change our minds as to the actual culprit. He posted comments to the rebuttal listed here, and I've posted some additional, but then decided I wanted to make sure others saw what was transpiring in case TC comes to visit you someday. So, below is the comments by TC and my follow up. I will try to leave this as my last word, but I'm only now beginning to realize the rabbit hole TC puts me into with his useless arguments for fear of him striking somewhere else unbeknownst to the owners...
Scottland said...
Jury? evidence? What a load of crap. Circumstancial evidence at best. All artists are proud of their work, but this is another over inflated story from the master. The 'download' in question was certainly not signifncant enough to clog anything, let alone your 17th century plumbing. And the tem 'download', disgusting. Who talks like that anyway? I much prefer 'dropping the kids off at the pool' or even'growing a tail'. Let us not forget 'logoff' and the classic "pinching a loaf.' If proper downloading is not possible at your facility, then an upgrade is in order, sir. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
darprice said...
Again - can't be 17th century plumbing - the house is only 3 years old - heck, the neighborhood is only 5 years old. While I realize that water restriction toilets can cause you problems (seem to recall you wanting a trip to Canada for the 5 gallon flushers to assure yourself it'd work when necessary), even you have to admit that the toilet was in working order when you started; why else use it and further gum up the plumbing? With this being the case - the suspect list narrows, no matter how you look to defend...
Next - you were proud of your work - why else refer to the culprit as an "artist" as you do above.
Lastly - the final nail - I got the term "download" from you. I believe even your refusal to admit this aspect of your poop loving ways shows your continueing errors and the not 1, not 2, but FOUR different euphemisms you used for this activity. Say what you will, argue your point all you want, but you will not change my mind, nor likely that of many readers TC (Toilet Clogger).
Scottland said...
Jury? evidence? What a load of crap. Circumstancial evidence at best. All artists are proud of their work, but this is another over inflated story from the master. The 'download' in question was certainly not signifncant enough to clog anything, let alone your 17th century plumbing. And the tem 'download', disgusting. Who talks like that anyway? I much prefer 'dropping the kids off at the pool' or even'growing a tail'. Let us not forget 'logoff' and the classic "pinching a loaf.' If proper downloading is not possible at your facility, then an upgrade is in order, sir. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
darprice said...
Again - can't be 17th century plumbing - the house is only 3 years old - heck, the neighborhood is only 5 years old. While I realize that water restriction toilets can cause you problems (seem to recall you wanting a trip to Canada for the 5 gallon flushers to assure yourself it'd work when necessary), even you have to admit that the toilet was in working order when you started; why else use it and further gum up the plumbing? With this being the case - the suspect list narrows, no matter how you look to defend...
Next - you were proud of your work - why else refer to the culprit as an "artist" as you do above.
Lastly - the final nail - I got the term "download" from you. I believe even your refusal to admit this aspect of your poop loving ways shows your continueing errors and the not 1, not 2, but FOUR different euphemisms you used for this activity. Say what you will, argue your point all you want, but you will not change my mind, nor likely that of many readers TC (Toilet Clogger).
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Maggie does it again...
Mighty Girl does it again. The post titled Discretion is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time. Absolute must read.
Rebuttal to the rebuttal - rebut this Potland!!!
A great man some where stated "Them there's fighting words". Not sure it applies here, but I always wanted to say it, so there it is.
Toilet plugging aside, my last comments in return for this is that frankly, I believe that if the 10 year old kid had done it, he'd be proud to admit he'd gummed up the plumbing works. Lastly, I strongly believe that Potland WAS in fact proud he'd gummed up the plumbing as evidenced by the happy whistling during the corrective actions necessary.
Now, I may be known for stretching a tall tale here or there, but in this case I am fairly accurate in the details, and the important ones above I am astoundingly accurate - the 10 year old and wife had absolutely no issues with the toilet, while the old man was happily correcting his large downloading capabilities. You be the judge...
Toilet plugging aside, my last comments in return for this is that frankly, I believe that if the 10 year old kid had done it, he'd be proud to admit he'd gummed up the plumbing works. Lastly, I strongly believe that Potland WAS in fact proud he'd gummed up the plumbing as evidenced by the happy whistling during the corrective actions necessary.
Now, I may be known for stretching a tall tale here or there, but in this case I am fairly accurate in the details, and the important ones above I am astoundingly accurate - the 10 year old and wife had absolutely no issues with the toilet, while the old man was happily correcting his large downloading capabilities. You be the judge...
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