A show the wife, oldest and I have gotten in to lately is "How I Met Your Mother". The other night, they were addressing the point where everytime you suggest to a friend to a new person who you think they should date, there is always a positive: "Oh, she's sweet and really attractive" and a "but" which you never state: "...but, she makes Jessica Simpson look like a doctorate candidate". Wait, maybe for guys that isn't so bad...
Anyway, they went through on the show lots of their own "buts" which prompted:
Me: Honey, what's my but?
Oldest: The thing between your torso and your legs. What are you thinking???
Yep, I can't kill the kid. Registered with the state and all.