The wife just left. Nope, it isn't for good (more's the pity...for her); she just left me and the kids to go spend time in the woods with her friends. I'm sure she'll have some good stories for you when she gets back. In the meantime, I have to figure out the dinner menu for the next several days...
Tonight - McDonalds
Tomorrow - Pizza
Saturday - Wendy's
Sunday - starve until wife gets home
Maybe, just maybe, I'll add in some alcohol for good measure. See why the kids love it when I cook?