Mike Rowe is the host of "Dirty Jobs". There was a recent episode, where dear old Mike cleans out a steam ship. It is a very tight space, and since the wife is VERY claustrophobic, she made her concerns for Mike clearly known, leading to the following conversation:
Youngest: Don't worry Mom. You'd never fit.
Mom: What? What exactly are you saying?
Youngest: That you wouldn't fit. What?
Mom: Are you saying I'm fat?
Youngest: Well, at least fatter than Mike Rowe...
So, that is the new Mantra - "Fatter than Mike Rowe". Hmm, I wonder what that makes me fatter than? Maybe a Baby Beluga?