It's all fun and games...

Till we're playing dice and the wife begins a "good luck" lap dance...on her mother-in-law.

Other fun happenings during the dice game:

Grandma: So, what was you for Halloween?
Youngest: What was I? What was I? (emphatic hand gestures) What was I?
Grandma: Yes. What was you?
Youngest: You mean what were I? As in what did I go as? You're from Michigan Grandma, you should be able to speak proper English...
Grandma: Yes. What was you?

"No gluts, no glory" (Thank you alcohol)

Which turned into:

"No glutz (as in butt), no glory" which then generated...

Middle: Grandma and I have the best glutz.

Wife: Show us your glutz, 'cause you ain't got much... (after a particularly poor showing)

So, it's all fun and games until you get a little too rowdy...